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Another slang term that Anthony uses out of randomness. See also: man's ass

Ex1:
Guy: Ok. So as I was saying....
Anthony: Wait! Dude! Two guys?

Ex2:
Anthony: Dude....of all seriousness...two guys.

two guys by Justin W. June 8, 2004

Words you can keep

Two guys in a hotub

Not a porn video, just 2 guys casually chilling in a hotub but obviously 5 feet apart and continuously say "dude I'm not gay, I'm so straight" to ensure everyone is made clear about their sexuality.

Ben: Dude sitting in this hot tub doesn't make us gay right?
Jim: we're just two guys in a hotub we just need to mention our sexuality every 5 seconds.

Two guys in a hotub by MemeLord17 June 24, 2017

Two guys naked in a hot tub

Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.

Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub

Two guys naked in a hot tub by Insert Page Down June 25, 2009

two guys one cup

A stupid parody of two girls one cup.

Hey dude, have you seen two guys one cup?

two guys one cup by Tatunda December 29, 2007

Two Guys At Once

Popular alcoholic shot known to be enjoyed by loose women made up of one part Jack, one part Jose and one part green apple schnapps.

Susie had more "Two Guys At Once" last night than should be legally allowed.

Two Guys At Once by TS Regpark February 18, 2010

two guys one sandbox

Gay sex in a sand box, anal bro

Yo fam, two guys one sandbox after school?

two guys one sandbox by treezus0522 August 11, 2016

two guys 1 screwdriver

a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions

*guy 1:did you see that two guys 1 screwdriver last night
*guy 2:no you gay faggot

two guys 1 screwdriver by assraper69 December 29, 2015

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026