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Two guys in a hotub

Not a porn video, just 2 guys casually chilling in a hotub but obviously 5 feet apart and continuously say "dude I'm not gay, I'm so straight" to ensure everyone is made clear about their sexuality.
Ben: Dude sitting in this hot tub doesn't make us gay right?
Jim: we're just two guys in a hotub we just need to mention our sexuality every 5 seconds.

Two guys naked in a hot tub 

Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.
Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub

two guys one cup 

A stupid parody of two girls one cup.
Hey dude, have you seen two guys one cup?
two guys one cup by Tatunda December 29, 2007

Two Guys At Once

Popular alcoholic shot known to be enjoyed by loose women made up of one part Jack, one part Jose and one part green apple schnapps.
Susie had more "Two Guys At Once" last night than should be legally allowed.
Two Guys At Once by TS Regpark February 18, 2010

two guys one sandbox 

Gay sex in a sand box, anal bro
Yo fam, two guys one sandbox after school?

two guys 1 screwdriver 

a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions
*guy 1:did you see that two guys 1 screwdriver last night
*guy 2:no you gay faggot
two guys 1 screwdriver by assraper69 December 29, 2015
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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