Two fucks
"Are you gonna vote for class president?"
"No, I don't give two fucks about that shit."
"Do you at least give one fuck? "
"Yes."
"No, I don't give two fucks about that shit."
"Do you at least give one fuck? "
"Yes."
Two fucks by Turd Flinger November 8, 2013
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I don't give two fucks
Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway
I don't give two fucks by J'adore UD May 21, 2010
half of two fucks
I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
half of two fucks by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021
two rabbit fucks
two rabbit fucks by Lilah69 April 10, 2022
two bag fuck
When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.
One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.
One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.
"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2
two bag fuck by rfair July 1, 2009
Two-rufie fuck
Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.
No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.
Two-rufie fuck by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011
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