Twitter Hack 

Noun. An excuse for in the case of getting caught sexting someone, regardless of medium (e.g. Twitter, cell phone, facebook, etc). Regardless of how you got caught, you can always claim you were hacked.

I didn't send that dirty picture of myself! I was Twitter Hacked!

Twitter Hack by MrTouchdown November 14, 2011

My Twitter account was hacked 

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

My Twitter account was hacked by paleoderek November 20, 2014

Twitterwhack 

Enter exactly two words into a Twitter search and if only one single Tweet results that is a Twitterwhack. The proper response to a discovery of a Twitterwhack is to retweet it so that it is no longer a Twitterwhack. Appropriate tags are #Twitterwhack and #Twak

"@i_before_e: But Ozzy Osbourne denies he sold his soul to the devil. He used it to make a bong. #gnw"

This was the 1st official example of a Twitterwhack (devil bong) until it was retweeted of course.

"RT @amathyst87: @obicolkenobi Are they your testicles floating around in that glass?"

(glass testicles)

Twitterwhack by Acidsmooth July 6, 2010

Hacking Your Twatter 

Taking sexual advantage of a very drunk girl.

Don't drink too much around him, he'll end up hacking your Twatter.

Hacking Your Twatter by IBeenDrankinWatermelon September 1, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016