twittarded
twittarded by soyvester March 31, 2009
Twittarded
A term coined on the blog www.MotivatedMonkey.com.
It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's twittarded.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's twittarded.
Twittarded by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009
Related Words
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twittard
a twittard is basically your average twitter user, which spend 20 hours in twitter and find new mental disorders every second. these mental disorder creations are based on their IQ, which is expected to be below 50.
''hey dude, have you seen that twittard call me a racist yesterday?''
''yeah, what was the reason?''
''me being a gamer.''
''yeah, what was the reason?''
''me being a gamer.''
twittard by TheYeetMasta May 10, 2021
twittard
Pronounced twi-ttard
A twitter user who is unbelievable dumb to the point where you can't tell wether it's trolling or saying it unironically
A twitter user who is unbelievable dumb to the point where you can't tell wether it's trolling or saying it unironically
person 1: I got called homophobic in twitter despite me being gay for not wanting to ship characters of the same gender!
person 2: Those twittards again
person 2: Those twittards again
twittard by hot pizzas near your area December 3, 2021
twittard
a term used to describe people of twitter; usually the retarted and braindead mcyt or kpop stans who are so sensitive you breathe and they will call you a "homophobic neo-nazi transphobe >nword< (these people aren't black btw) cracker"
they told a child he couldn't say finna or sus anymore because its "offensive" to black people
they told a pig to kill himself after he asked "Was hitler a lesbian?" many years ago and they didn't get the joke so they mega dumb
they told a child he couldn't say finna or sus anymore because its "offensive" to black people
they told a pig to kill himself after he asked "Was hitler a lesbian?" many years ago and they didn't get the joke so they mega dumb
Jimmy: yo Harold yo girl Amy a twittard, she told someone to kill themself because they didnt support Karl Jacobs
Harold: Im leaving her bitchass
Harold: Im leaving her bitchass
twittard by dumboidotnerd April 15, 2021
TwitterDead
Emily Miller at www.PoliticsDaily.com coined the term.
TwitterDead is defined as someone who is said to have died in a tweet, which is retweeted so often that it trends in Twitter so others believe the celebrity is Really Dead. (If you can't follow the previous sentence, you need to get a lesson on Twitter because many people believe it is the future of the web.)
OK, I just made up the term TwitterDead. But I needed a word to describe the phenomenon of social media moving so fast that a rumor of a celebrity death is picked up by other media, but ends up being a fire drill.
TwitterDead is the modern version of the great Mark Twain quote: "The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
TwitterDead is defined as someone who is said to have died in a tweet, which is retweeted so often that it trends in Twitter so others believe the celebrity is Really Dead. (If you can't follow the previous sentence, you need to get a lesson on Twitter because many people believe it is the future of the web.)
OK, I just made up the term TwitterDead. But I needed a word to describe the phenomenon of social media moving so fast that a rumor of a celebrity death is picked up by other media, but ends up being a fire drill.
TwitterDead is the modern version of the great Mark Twain quote: "The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
These celebrities are alive but TwitterDead: George Clooney, Jeff Goldblum, Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman, Randy Jackson and Britney Spears.
The first TwitterDead on the day Michael died was Randy Jackson of American Idol, which I noticed in trending topics. Bless his still-beating heart, Randy was TwitterDead because of his last name.
Next came the trending of actor Jeff Goldblum who was so TwitterDead that he had to dispel the rumors by going on camera to deny to TMZ and then to appear on the "The Colbert Report."
Other celebrities who got killed off Twitter-style at the end of last week were Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman and Miley Cyrus. Britney Spears was TwitterDead by the weekend.
All's fair in the twitterverse since it's just basically an enormous high school rumor mill. But, my Twitter friends, you have gone too far when you TwitterKill George Clooney. NOT CLOONEY. ANYONE but Clooney!
Stan Rosenfield, Clooney's publicist, contacted TMZ -- which apparently is running the world now -- to dispel the death rumors because he was inundated with calls from mainstream media outlets.
The first TwitterDead on the day Michael died was Randy Jackson of American Idol, which I noticed in trending topics. Bless his still-beating heart, Randy was TwitterDead because of his last name.
Next came the trending of actor Jeff Goldblum who was so TwitterDead that he had to dispel the rumors by going on camera to deny to TMZ and then to appear on the "The Colbert Report."
Other celebrities who got killed off Twitter-style at the end of last week were Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman and Miley Cyrus. Britney Spears was TwitterDead by the weekend.
All's fair in the twitterverse since it's just basically an enormous high school rumor mill. But, my Twitter friends, you have gone too far when you TwitterKill George Clooney. NOT CLOONEY. ANYONE but Clooney!
Stan Rosenfield, Clooney's publicist, contacted TMZ -- which apparently is running the world now -- to dispel the death rumors because he was inundated with calls from mainstream media outlets.
TwitterDead by ElizabethBenson July 18, 2009
twittard
twittard by amsterdam27 March 10, 2009
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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