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twisted fuck 

Those child porn directors were arrested yesterday, twisted fucks.
twisted fuck by cronus81 July 20, 2006

sick twisted fuck 

a very sick and disturbed individual. You don't know what he or she is going to do next. A time bomb waiting to go off.
1. Near the end of the great early-90s movie "Misery" (based on the novel of the same name by literature king Stephen King), the protagonist (a novelist) and the villian (a psychotic woman) are in the basement fighting before the cops arrive. The novelist says to her that she's a "sick twisted fuck" before he shoves her face into the keys of a typewriter. See this movie, you will be tremendously thrilled. It's great for a cloudy night.

2. Gary Glitter is a glam rock superstar of the 70s and 80s. He's scored a tally of hits, the most famous one is probably "Rock'N'Roll Part 2", which is chanted by crowds at stadium events all over the planet. In 1999 he left his computer at a shop for repairs and on the hard disk a massive database of kiddie porn was discovered. He spent a few months in prison in his native UK, then headed to Cuba in disgrace. He later packed up and went to Cambodia. He was kicked out of that country for sexual perversion (that's bad). He then settled in Vietnam and bought a house there. Some neighbors saw him frollicking in a swimming pool with some Vietnamese girls, some as young as 10. Then he took them inside, you can guess the rest. He was arrested, the police found some more kiddie smut on his laptop and he was sentenced to a few years behind bars. He shouted, "Do you know who I am?" during the trial. Well, yes we do know. He's a pervert and a child molester and a sick twisted fuck.

sick twisted fuck 

A cheap, anal retentive moron who runs a mid-sized company. Insinuates himself into every little thing. Refuses to spend money to improve the firm but complains that things don't get done. Masturbates to the junk mail he gets. Also sick twisted disturbed fuck.
Daisy Mae: Do we have any diskettes?

Zeke: We used to. I was told by management we weren't using what we had so I couldn't get my order for more approved.

Daisy Mae: What a sick twisted fuck.

sick twisted disturbed fuck 

1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.

2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.

sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck 

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.
STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?

Twisted Fucker 

A person who is messed up in the mind with sick, evil, perverted thoughts and/ or actions.
That twisted fucker took a lighter to my pictures and burned my face out of the photo.
Twisted Fucker by SassyGirl21 March 6, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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