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Twist Jack 

When a partner is stroking a meat pole in an up and down motion while simultaneously twisting the wrist for increased pleasure. Also known as “Peppergrinding”
Sally Strokes gave me one heck of a”Twist Jack” last night in her car!
Twist Jack by Big John Swellington October 10, 2020
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fishing with Jack Twist 

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.

jack twist 

The maneuver wherein, while preparing to engage in sexual behavior, the male partner of the couple suddenly turns his partner around and proceeds to penetrate him/her anally. Usually used with "the ol'" in front of it, as below.

This is derived from the name of the character in the film "Brokeback Mountain" on whom this maneuver was performed.
"He made her think he was after some oral, but he gave her the ol' jack twist!"

"Ennis wasn't about to blow him, so he gave that cowpoke the ol' jack twist."
jack twist by LemonSawdust May 11, 2006

Jack Twist 

An unfortunate or ironic series of events. Especially or pertaining to homosexual behavior and displays.
Jack was the victim of a Jack Twist of fate one super day when he was to march his taunt glutes in the local gay pride parade, but instead received a mexican snake bite en route from an anti-abortion lobbyist. This is a true Jack Twist of fate.
Jack Twist by holy frijole May 13, 2006

Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.
"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"
Pulling a Jack Twist by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013

twitjack 

Twitjack: to tweet the stranger beside you who you happen to notice is also using Twitter.
The girl standing next to me on the train was tweeting on her iPhone so i glanced over and saw that her username was TweetieGirl... so i tweeted "hey @TweetieGirl i like the red sweater you're wearing. hot." My twitjack totally freaked her out.
twitjack by lazysupper June 2, 2010

Tuesday Night Twistback

Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.
She thought we were boutta fuck but I told her I needed that Tuesday Night Twistback first
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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