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Twissers 

Idiots way of saying tweezers
"twissers are twissers"
"they are things you use to pluck hairs with"
Twissers by Keelie Bear January 27, 2009
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twipster 

A hipster that uses twitter, a social networking site, extremely often. A twipster will most likely "tweet" about various aspects of the hipster movement especially indie bands concerts and events going on in Williamsburg, Brooklyn (the hipster capital). A twipster may tend to make many of their "tweets" ironic.
Kat is such a twipster, she's constantly tweeting links to concerts in Williamsburg and images of American Apparel models.
twipster by RWfreckles June 19, 2010

twipster 

Someone who gloats about how using Twitter meant they knew something n. minutes/hours before you/everyone else.
@twipster: Dear #twitter, today I got the #Osama news before anyone I know, thanks to you. Social media #FTW!
twipster by danmelb May 25, 2011
A tweeted out wanna be trophy girl that thinks they are hot and try to be a stripper.
Check out the twipper trying to walk in those heels looking for arrowheads on the creek bank.
twipper by Wkd1 May 8, 2017

Twipster 

Maddi never stops tweeting about Passion Pit and Existential philosophy, she's such a twipster.
Twipster by Cat Korovina June 17, 2010
A person that has a severe bowel movement but then only wipes twice afterward
jamal was in the bathroom for a half hour and i could hear him doing his business - but when he came out i could tell by the amount of toilet paper still left on the roll that he had only wiped twice - he is a nasty twiper
twiper by Samran53 March 22, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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