twizzlefuck

The art of using twizzlers to suck out the creampie after a gangbang.

After the 50 guy creampie, Ricky says "Well, guess I'm the twizzlefucker today!"

by C.O.F. September 8, 2022

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

Twinklefuck

gay enough to be gay, but straight enough to not be gay.

Person A: Dude... does this look twinklefuck-y enough?
Person B: Hmm... It's a little too straight dude.

by turtlehaver December 4, 2020

twiddlefuck

1)severe intercourse.
1a)as to fuck someone while twilding the fingers; also known as slickery twiddlefuck, when it becomes slippery and
2)also used as an insult.

1) severe intercourse
1a) such as "man when she fucked me, she did that twiddle thing.. twiddlefucking is BOMB!"
2) such as "you stupid slickery, twiddlefuck, fucknugget, SUCK IT LIKE YOU DO AT LIFE!

by Elle McKinley April 30, 2008

Twinklefuck

An emergency dispatcher who enjoys sending personnel to unbelievably ridiculous calls.

Brooke was being a twinklefuck when she dispatched the supervisor to talk to “Karen” on the other side of the city.

by AdamGreen January 5, 2020

twizzledick

Noun: A penis that is shaped like a twizzler
Adj: The quality of being extraordinarily timid but loyal to one's peers despite the abuse suffered from them, and will often get the courage to buck up, yet easily reminded again of their twizzledickness.

Now get in the kitchen and fetch me some twizzlers, but not that kind, you twizzledick fucker.

by Nope October 8, 2003