Twilex

The unstoppable hip-hop dance combination of Stephen "tWitch" Boss and Alex Wong. Their performance on the American TV show "So You Think You Can Dance" received the loudest applause and the highest judge praise in the show's history.

Person 1: Did you see Twilex on "So You Think You Can Dance" last night?

Person 2: Twilex?

Person 1: tWitch and Alex.

Person 2: Hell, yeah! That was so dope!

by IceMetalPunk July 7, 2010

Twisexual

Anyone who is unduly enamoured of the Twilight books/movies. Such individuals are typically characterized by their obsession with Edward Cullen, the main protaganist of the series, and lack any rationality or intelligence when it comes to the subject.

Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Girl: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: *fap* *fap* *fap*

Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Guy: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen: *fap* *fap* *fap*

by TheSovietCollossus July 7, 2010

Twile

A twisted citrus peel, as in a mixed drink.

I’ll have a Manhattan with a lemon Twile.

by Freetownbeerguy March 8, 2022

twisexual

Someone who wants to have an orgy with the cast of Twilight

I'm a Twisexual

by greenday22 May 18, 2011

Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Toilexty

The feeling of panic you get when you notice the empty toilet paper roll after you’ve already done your business.

-look at him panicking on the toilet
-what is wrong with him
-he is suffering toilexty

by sophia moose June 6, 2017

tilexz

two actors who deny they are together and try to hide their love interest in each other, which is very hard;

and the fan shipping of the two actors from instant star, alexz and tim, and when put them together you get tilexz.

It's so obvious that in 18 Part 1, the love scene was sooo tilexz rather than jommy.

by Alisonnnnnnnnn March 25, 2008