Definitions by IceMetalPunk
Conspiranoia
A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.
Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"
Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."
Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."
Conspiranoia by IceMetalPunk October 2, 2011
Wait, what?
Term used on the Internet to indicate confusion about, and often to point out a contradiction within, something someone else has said.
Wait, what? by IceMetalPunk August 22, 2011
Twilex
The unstoppable hip-hop dance combination of Stephen "tWitch" Boss and Alex Wong. Their performance on the American TV show "So You Think You Can Dance" received the loudest applause and the highest judge praise in the show's history.
Person 1: Did you see Twilex on "So You Think You Can Dance" last night?
Person 2: Twilex?
Person 1: tWitch and Alex.
Person 2: Hell, yeah! That was so dope!
Person 2: Twilex?
Person 1: tWitch and Alex.
Person 2: Hell, yeah! That was so dope!
Twilex by IceMetalPunk July 7, 2010
Jackitude
A jackass attitude, basically meaning an attitude that makes one seem overly rude or obnoxious.
Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.
Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.
You: Hey, what's up?
Me: Fuck off.
You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?
Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.
John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.
Me: Fuck off.
You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?
Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.
John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.
Jackitude by IceMetalPunk February 26, 2009