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twitting 

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).
Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!
twitting by helio88 July 4, 2009

Twitting 

The process of posting messages to one's Twitter page.
"I was twitting throughout that whole presentation this morning."
Twitting by Ballapeno March 28, 2009

Twigletting 

The sexual act of pulling out your finger(s) from your partner's arsehole and realising they are coated in shit. Sniffing and licking them while pulling a face similar to when eating the snack the name derives from.
Dave was keen to see if Diane's Balti would create a better consistancy and taste when they would be twigletting later.
Twigletting by Daphne Widethigh July 27, 2016
The act of flirting on Twitter.
Mike: What are you doing?
Ken: I'm tweeting (to a girl).
Mike: That's twirtting. Tweeting + flirting = twirtting.
Ken: Haha. Now I need to tweet that!
Twirtting by Kenushkakun October 4, 2012

Twidgeting 

A cross over wiry twitching and fidgeting
Brian was sat at the back of the and couldn’t stop Twidgeting
Twidgeting by Sladeyx January 6, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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