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twitting 

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).
Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!
twitting by helio88 July 4, 2009
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Twitting 

The process of posting messages to one's Twitter page.
"I was twitting throughout that whole presentation this morning."
Twitting by Ballapeno March 28, 2009

Twigletting 

The sexual act of pulling out your finger(s) from your partner's arsehole and realising they are coated in shit. Sniffing and licking them while pulling a face similar to when eating the snack the name derives from.
Dave was keen to see if Diane's Balti would create a better consistancy and taste when they would be twigletting later.
The act of flirting on Twitter.
Mike: What are you doing?
Ken: I'm tweeting (to a girl).
Mike: That's twirtting. Tweeting + flirting = twirtting.
Ken: Haha. Now I need to tweet that!
Twirtting by Kenushkakun October 4, 2012

Twidgeting 

A cross over wiry twitching and fidgeting
Brian was sat at the back of the and couldn’t stop Twidgeting
Twidgeting by Sladeyx January 6, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026