Twely 

A terrible sadness felt upon the departure of someone in power, usually because of reasons beyind their control.

"hey guys, i’m sure you’ve seen that gale has not only left the staff team, but also the server. after the admin team discovered that gale had a buncha shit to be doing, we had decided to place her on a 2 week probation. however, gale has instead chosen to step down and leave the server."

"Twely."

Twely by FeedMeOreos October 15, 2020

Twelvehitphobia 

A fear of 12 am kst, thinking Bighit will drop something.

I have twelvehitphobia.

Twelvehitphobia by BTStrash23 September 4, 2017

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) 

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.

Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) February 21, 2021

bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.

Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.

bridge it twelve by PWS27 May 19, 2017

Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.

Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....

Twelve inches a spade by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

Twelvie

Twelvies are (usually) 11-13 year old kids who, essentially, think they're more important/grown up than they really are, when actually these attempts at being more 'cool' and 'mature' just make them look less mature to those who actually are. They're quite naive and act like they know everything, when in fact, they don't. They often overuse stupid words such as 'swag'.

Twelvie: Look at me, I've got a boyfriend, I'm practically an adult now. Swag.

Twelvie by ShelleyKnowsAll February 23, 2014

Twelvesome 

You're just seeing how far it'll go, aren't you?

A twelvesome has just never been done. It just hasn't.

Twelvesome by MrSaturn33 January 28, 2011