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The PG & publicly acceptable version of twat waffle. Particular relevance to unfit automobile operators (bad drivers).

Origin: Chattanooga TN

Twat+ Eggo waffle = Tweggo
What a tweggo.
Tweggo by Chatttown May 24, 2025
Words you can keep
n. any person/persons that know what Twitter is or use it personally. Also anyone that votes down on this word is a Twaggot
DudeA: Have you heard about this Twitter shit!?

DudeB: I hear all the sheeple talking bout it but I'm glad I'm still in the 26% of people that don't know what Twitter is.

DudeA: Ya... anyone that knows what it is, is a flaming Twaggot!!!
Twaggot by DudeA May 6, 2009
Related Words
twig, as in skinny
and ggot as in faggot

more simply, an obnoxiously and abnormally thin person
i was watching the fashion show and i stopped to think to myself, wow those girls are freakin twiggots!
twiggot by air_conditioning January 20, 2009
Twaggot is a mix between faggot and twink. It is typically used to describe a very very gay and most times very annoying person. It can be used in a derogatory way, or playful. It can also be shortened to twag or twaggy.

This word was invented by Amaya Pathaya.
"Omg you know Tom?"
"Yeah, he cant shut up about his twaggy gay bottom pride."
"Hes such an annoying little twaggot."
"Oh my GOD, I hate twags."

Playful ver:
"I just came back from filming my gay sex onlyfans tape."
"OMG, you are such a dirty little twag! Hehe!"
Twaggot by fayedelrey July 4, 2023
1.) When a female is talking but, you can't focus on what she is saying because you are distracted by her camel toe
2.) A camel toe that divides the pussy lips into four sections
3.) When females are unresponsive to the pain of their camel toe but, you can tell it hurts by their facial expression
4.) When a female limits walking for fear of irritating her camel toe
5.) A combination of twat and weggy infering that a female has a twat weggy
Mom: So how was school today?
Son: It was good but I was distracted by Ms. Jane's tweggy.

Dammnmn! Look at the tweggy on that ho.

Look at my tweggy it makes my pussy look really nasty.



Tweggy by Evaj April 24, 2009

Tweegomaniac 

Tweegomaniac. :/
Tweegomaniac by postavant February 22, 2011
Twat and Faggot mixed together, generally means your a homosexual asshole. And lets be honest with ourselves, who likes them.
John Yip: Hi pat
Pat: Hello, i fingered my ass when i wanked yesterday
John Yip: fucking Twaggot!
Twaggot by I JI IP IL 4 WI I June 9, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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