tweet tard

Anyone who uses and abuses Twitter. Tweeting about anything and everything. Anyone who feels the need to update about every mundane act throughout the day from the waking up "good morning" tweet to the going to bed "good night" tweet and every shit they take inbetween.

Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.

However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.

Dude, did you Sarah Palin's twiter about Death Panels? They are for real!

I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.

tweet tard by x2daztimes3 September 4, 2009

Tweet Tard

Anyone who doesn't understnd the 140 character limit of Twitter

So the other day I was totally on the highway and this stupid car cut me off I was like what the fuck and I swerved over. Needless to say I…….

Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard

Tweet Tard by phiberosmosis September 12, 2009

Tweetard 

The second coming of the Social Justice Warrior.

A self righteous twitter based individual who believes their opinion trumps that of everyone else's - and logic.
The Tweetard can often be found trying to cancel others on the internet for reasons still unexplainable by mankind, and is known to show little to no common sense - ever.

Normal human: I fully support BLM and truly strive for equality, but I don't think the looting and destruction of property is going to do any good.
Tweetard : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF BIGOTED SHIT?!?!?!?!? TW// RACIST UNEDUCATED IMBRED, TAKE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SIS (PERIODT).
Normal human: Sorry, I guess that was a bad way of phrasing it, but I guess we are all learning to become better people as we grow.
Tweetard: TOO LATE, SAY GOODBYE TO ANY CAREER PROSPECTS YOU HAD ratio

Fluffy Texan: haha fluffy hehe

Tweetard by Sarrosmann April 25, 2021

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

Tweetarded by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009

Tweetard 

Anyone who uses Twitter

You are a Tweetard

Tweetard by 0001 January 10, 2010

Tweetard 

A person who always posts retarded tweets.

Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.

Tweetard by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009

tweetard 

A Twitter whore.
Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

That tweetard posted 50 updates in one day.

tweetard by FreeMemory January 21, 2009