Tweem

To clinch ones butt checks; the act of clinching ones butt checks.

1. I had to tweem until we reached a gas station.
2. The horror movie scared me so bad I tweemed up.
3. I have to go so bad I'm tweeming.

by Wotko December 21, 2013

Tweedledoofer

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing

"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"

by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedlecock

A perticular type of dickhead, one of the highest forms of fucking stupidity.

"Hey John Lamothe, you are the biggest fucking tweedlecock on this planet!"

"Wow. What a rude thing to say Emperor Thomas!"

by Emperor Thomas July 30, 2017

Teemo

SATAN

WHEN YOU GO TO HELL YOU SEE TEEMO

by SUREWHYNOTFAMDAWG December 12, 2016

Tdeem

An alternative pronunciation for the name Tim, used by Slovenians. People who hold this name often take advantage of others trying to pronounce it, holding them hostage in a loop of agony.

Good Guy: What's your name?
Villain: Tdeem.
Good Guy: Tdeem?
Villain: No, my name Tdeem.
Good Guy: I just said that... Tdeem.
Villain: NO! MY NAME TDEEEEM!!

by BukiShangShing May 21, 2023

living tweedle

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.

Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.

by Telephony July 28, 2012

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever

I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.

by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017