Tweelitist

Perceived superiority based solely ones frequent Twitter usage.

"Josh told me I wasn't with it because I only tweeted five times last week. He's such a tweelitist."

Tweelitist by RoyalWithCheese February 26, 2009

teelitist

A person who is overly finicky about their t-shirts.

The teelitist sighed and said, "I still like Threadless I just wish that they had more quirky designs and printed on American Apparel."

teelitist by Shawn Henning January 22, 2009

Tweetist 

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.

Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.

Tweetist by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009

treelitist 

Tree-hugging elitist.

Someone who's better than everyone else because they drive a Prius, use recycled paper, and have the attitude to prove it.

I thought he was cool but he's just another e-vehicle treelitist.

treelitist by CodeMoron August 16, 2017

Tweetitis 

A disease where you HAVE to go on twitter.
Common side effects include:
Staying up all night on twitter
Checking twitter on your phone every two seconds
Having an epic freakout when deprived of twitter for more than 10 hours
Failing exams/not doing homework/being late to work because you were on twitter

Person 1: Dude why are you so tired?
Person 2: I have tweetitis.

Person 1: Stop being so anti-social and put your freaking phone away!
Person 2: I can't I have tweetitis!

Person 1: *on phone* Uh hi, we've been without internet for about 9 and a half hours... what's happening?
Person on phone: Sir, we'll get to you as soon as we can but you're quite far down on the list so it'll be another couple hours
Person 1: I have tweetitis
Person on phone: We'll be right there! Don't want another freak out on our hands!

Teacher: Why isn't your homework done
Pupil: I have tweetitis

Parent: Why are your exams results so bad?!
Kid: I have tweetitis

Boss: You've been late to work 5 days in a row! You better give me a good reason not to fire your ass!
Employee: I have tweetitis

Tweetitis by carolina_clouds June 19, 2010

Tweetist 

An obsessive-compulsive twitterer that spends an exorbitant amount of time, and effort, either tweeting for themselves, or on the behalf of others, while believing it to be normal behavior.

You would think that twit tweetist got paid by the tweet!

Tweetist by crazypinkrose August 5, 2010