Tweach 

Verb. When a teacher engages with people on social media, but particularly on Twitter. Can be used either generically, as when any person shares valuable knowledge via social media, or derogatorily, as in mansplaining or armchair educators. Individuals who tweach are called Tweachers.

Universities refuse to pay adjunct professor‘s a living wage, so Dr. Jekyll tweaches as a side hustle.

Tweach by iamLoganMI May 24, 2018

Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Math Teacher Audit by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

annoying bitch teacher 

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.

Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.

annoying bitch teacher by Vinderhar April 5, 2017

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

The vegan teacher

A bitch on tiktok

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell

The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

Asshole Teacher 

An Asshole Teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, Give you an F on you're Homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire class by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. How do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can't if you defend yourself they will give you detention for "Back-talking" or call your parents and say you were being "disrespectful" to them. If you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the principal they will deny everything and then become an even bigger Asshole Teacher and will most likely start to single you out in class.

Student 1: Dude Mr Adams gave me an F- on my test because I got the date wrong.

Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.

Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher

Asshole Teacher by SuperMatthew December 27, 2012