Twatter

Derived from neutral common Twitter, people Twittering about various things.
When people are Twittering about typical feminin topics, it is called Twattering
This refers to a certain part of the feminin body known as "Twat"
As females tend to be proudly different, but as least as nice as men, theri social media skils differ a lot....

Girl Twatter: getting some lipstick to impress the #boys
Woman Twatter: Picking up some chocolate for TV night on the couch
Girl: broke up with #boyfriend cause he went out with his buddies

by HeinHenderson December 1, 2009

twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

twatter

a person who uses twitter.

Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.

by sandercommander May 27, 2009

twattered

To be slandered or attacked via twitter.

The new Supreme Court nominee, had solid credentials but that didn't prevent her from getting twattered by Newt.

by mick e June 5, 2009

twattering

The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.

When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.

by AS_King July 26, 2008

Twattering

The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.

Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.

by Richard Drebin December 4, 2008

twatter

The Joe Jonas version of Twitter.

"We don't have a Twitter.. Twatter, whatever that's called."

by squarebubblex April 26, 2009