Urban Dictionary: Twatter

Twatter

A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.

Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.

Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!

by JonnyRoader July 30, 2008

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Twatter

Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.

Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.

Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...

Joe Jonas: Precisely.

by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 02, 2009

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Twatter

When a girl squats at your house and pays her rent with her twat.

That girl is such a Twatter. Does she ever pay any rent?

by piratemactster December 08, 2008

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twatter

Social networking service that allows its users to send and read other users' updates on their bowel movements (called "twats" or "shits").

Formerly known as Shitter, before the feature of sending multimedia twats was made available, and the daily limit of shits was increased from 100 to 1000.

Poon: Thanks to Twatter, I get to know not only when my friends take a dump, but also how the shit smelt like, its composition and occasionally, how it tasted!

Donna: I'm glad twats can be sent as text, images, video and audio! Personally, I film my whole defecation and post it for my friends. This occurs in excess of 600 times a day.

by Tomia Muset February 13, 2009