A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.
Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.
Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.
Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!
by JonnyRoader July 30, 2008
by piratemactster December 9, 2008
Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.
Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.
Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...
Joe Jonas: Precisely.
Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...
Joe Jonas: Precisely.
by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 2, 2009
by AuntJemimasIronSkillet October 13, 2010
by Chester The Molester 94 November 8, 2011
When one vents to their own or a friend's vagina similar to the online social networking service called Twitter.
Betty Sue: "I just tweeted on Twitter about how horrid my day was."
Anna Joe: "Funny! I just twattered my vagina the same thing a few minutes ago....or maybe that was my grandma's? It's been a long day, Betty Sue :(."
Anna Joe: "Funny! I just twattered my vagina the same thing a few minutes ago....or maybe that was my grandma's? It's been a long day, Betty Sue :(."
by Meatloaf_Surprise February 24, 2010
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