Someone who has been professionally verified by at least 10 people to be a genuine bona fide twat.
"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"

"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"

"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"
by janitor2010 December 19, 2013
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