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twat dick 

Twat Dick meaning is a slur of gaming in between useless and annoying
Aaron is a Twat Dick because he carnt play gta
twat dick by vs sonic September 15, 2015
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Twat Dick 

1. When someone's being an idiot through dickish motives.

2. A less harsh way to call your friend a dick
dude, that's my beer you twat dick

(Playing GTA) why did you crash me on the corner you fucking twat dick.
Twat Dick by TopNotchBants(y) March 1, 2016

dick twat 

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).
Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.

dick twat 

general insult mainly used against a younger member of ones family.
dick twat by Hujanika Bolucoff September 2, 2007

Dick Twat 

You’re a dick twat!
Dick Twat by Flickerflacker January 11, 2018

FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

The most British roast ever
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

dick 'n' twat 

His and her's.
That's the home of Dick 'n' Twat.
dick 'n' twat by DougKlast June 9, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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