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Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.
Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.
Twat Burglar by Potshot44 March 23, 2010

twatburgler 

(n. from "twat" and "to burgle")
1.(lit.) He who burgles the twat.
2. one who possesses similar characteristics to a douche , but with an added element making his entourage exceptionally pissed off, somewhat of a mix of an asshole and a douche.
-Where the fuck does he get off?
-god, really! what a twatburgler!
twatburgler by Michelangelo999 January 2, 2009

twatburglar 

The art of stealing a female's genitals without her being aware of this.

May also be used to describe the action of popping the cherry or alternatively being a complete and utter wanktard.
"My cunt is gone, It appears to have been taken by a twatburglar"

"You sir are a complete and utter twatburglar, innit"
twatburglar by B. Hodgson January 6, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004