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Twat Burglar

Any individual with an incomparable prowess for seducing the female population.
"I'm not even gonna go out tonight if that twat burglar is going to be at the bar, there's no way you can run game when that guy is in the room."
by El Commodore May 3, 2010
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Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.
Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.
by Potshot44 March 23, 2010
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twatburgler

(n. from "twat" and "to burgle")
1.(lit.) He who burgles the twat.
2. one who possesses similar characteristics to a douche , but with an added element making his entourage exceptionally pissed off, somewhat of a mix of an asshole and a douche.
-Where the fuck does he get off?
-god, really! what a twatburgler!
by Michelangelo999 January 2, 2009
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twatburglar

The art of stealing a female's genitals without her being aware of this.

May also be used to describe the action of popping the cherry or alternatively being a complete and utter wanktard.
"My cunt is gone, It appears to have been taken by a twatburglar"

"You sir are a complete and utter twatburglar, innit"
by B. Hodgson January 6, 2005
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