Twat Burglar

Any individual with an incomparable prowess for seducing the female population.

"I'm not even gonna go out tonight if that twat burglar is going to be at the bar, there's no way you can run game when that guy is in the room."

by El Commodore May 3, 2010

Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.

Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.

by Potshot44 March 23, 2010