Twarma

Twarma is karma generated from the twitter-verse. Twarma, (copyright, James Brown, 2013) is the fate unleashed when your idiot tweets trigger bad karma to come and bite you in the ass. Its use for kind acts resulting in positive tweets also results in good Twarma.

A New York City EMT's life was ruined by the bad twarma his hateful Nazi tweets generated.

Twarma by Rockdodge March 24, 2013

Twatman 

Twatman is the drunken guy you seriously need to avoid. He's the one who thinks he's a superhero. He will feel up and slobber over every female within grabbing distance, churning out such winning lines as "You're beautiful, you are. HEY! Did you know that, I said you're beautiful? Cos you are." and "Love, do you wanna come back to my flat and let me fuck you?". These lines are usually delivered whilst Twatman has his face pressed into an unfortunate woman's neck, breathing hotly and rasping his words in a sex killer's voice. Outside, with his mates, Twatman will give them appalling representation by yelling slurred insults at men that were innocently passing by, and inciting a gang style hatred between the two groups, when really, they could have just gone home. Twatman will fight like a retard following a laser pen, will lose and will cry on his knees, bellowing the name of his current or former girlfriend. He will then walk through traffic, dismissing the vehicles as a threat to him and will search out a kebab van. After purchasing the greasy nastiness, he'll wolf it down and puke. He'll tell his mates that he loves them, then get rowdy about it. He'll end his night drenched in sick and gutter filth, plus his own piss, and will be most definitely NOT having sex. He will have ruined everyone's night. These are the powers of Twatman. Bravo.

"Keith turns into Twatman when we go out drinking, lets not invite him, EVER"

"Last night you behaved like a total Twatman, you were really out of order, and you deserve to be horsewhipped, or possibly to die for making that girl cry. I could have ended up fucking her if you hadn't come over and scared her off!"

Twatman by MagickDio April 19, 2010

tarmac jack

A person who works on highway or roadside construction while working with tar and crushed rock.

A British hillbilly located somewhere in the Adirondacks in the states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, or New York. Nobody is aware as to where they come from or how they got to where they are, but they are infamous for appearing out of forests near rarely used highways and pulling down their pants, shaking their ass in front of cars passing by before returning to the woods in which they appeared. They have also been seen paddling bare naked in wooden canoes when it is raining heavily, only wearing a pair of construction ear muffs, with one of the ears having had the silicone removed from it. Known places of residence of Tarmac Jacks are often red white and blue tool sheds in the middle of nowhere next to a desolate road with at least one hundred "kill Biden," or "fuck Biden" signs in the front. The most common locations that these men are found are in Tupper Lake, New York and Stark, Vermont and Berlin, New York, and sometimes, but very rarely, Concord, New Hampshire.

Well, looks you've scored yourself a job as a roadside worker, Jim. You'll be a real Tarmac Jack now!

Who's that weird motherfucker shaking his ass in front of our car?
Ah, don't worry 'bout that, Jimmy boy. That's just one of them lunatic Tarmac Jacks.

tarmac jack by garfsnarf December 17, 2022

Twammar 

Twitter Grammar. A portmanteau of the words "Twitter" and "Grammar." E.G. using the word Tweeting instead of Twittering.

I'm Twittering about how I'm an ignorant shit with poor Twammar.

Twammar by ReallySuperDuper August 25, 2009

tarmac hell 

The state of despair felt by Sherlockians when season 3 ended with Sherlock and John stuck on the tarmac

Person A: Sherlock is so good! I can't wait for Johnlock to happen!
Person B: Just wait for the Tarmac Hell

tarmac hell by windingmyway January 1, 2017

Tharmaa Durai 

The head of religion of the race of sriklians. He is usually seen as a messenger from Heaven, but sometimes he is seen as God himself. The sriklians believe that he made everything in he universe but he only breathed life onto Earth, which is his chosen planet. The Tharmaa Durai is believed to destroy the Earth at the appointed time, which is when Faizluqman (the sriklians version of Satan or Devil) finally rises from his sleep at the core of the Earth.

The almighty Tharmaa Durai will slay Faizluqman on the last day before he destroys the Earth and bring salvation to all of our souls.

Tharmaa Durai by pillowfile October 3, 2018

tarman 

an offensive term to someone who's skin is black, much like nigger, or coon.

we don't know who did it, so arrest that filthy tarman, until we find someone darker.

tarman by baillie August 15, 2005