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Twatlases 

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.
Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases
Twatlases by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009
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Tallassee 

the smallest town in the world... it's where everybody knows your name and your business
Hey... didn't you go to Tallassee.... I have heard a lot about you.
Tallassee by what it is you October 18, 2008

tallasaur 

Really tall,charming,funny,smart young man.
My tallasaur is the most charming,funny man ever I’m so lucky
tallasaur by Rockstarparty January 30, 2018

Thallasaphobia

The fear of deep waters and/or sea creatures.
David: "Hey, wanna go scuba diving?" Mike: "Sorry man, i have thallasaphobia, its too scary!"
Thallasaphobia by Valkyrae May 4, 2020

Tallassee 

City in central Alabama that everyone confuses with Tallahassee. It's NOT in Florida, people! Filled with lots of rednecks and old people.
Tallassee, AL
Tallassee by Kat-woman October 12, 2008
A slick, undeniably sexy man who has a very strong mentality. And draws countless woman from the furtherest reaches of the universe. A true hero.
Karlie; omg I saw Tallas the other day he would blow my balls if I had any!
Aly: yea his stunning good looks and sexy ass made me longing for more
Tallas by Jdtm November 5, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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