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Twatlases 

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.
Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases
Twatlases by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009
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Tallassee 

the smallest town in the world... it's where everybody knows your name and your business
Hey... didn't you go to Tallassee.... I have heard a lot about you.
Tallassee by what it is you October 18, 2008

tallasaur 

Really tall,charming,funny,smart young man.
My tallasaur is the most charming,funny man ever I’m so lucky
tallasaur by Rockstarparty January 30, 2018

Thallasaphobia

The fear of deep waters and/or sea creatures.
David: "Hey, wanna go scuba diving?" Mike: "Sorry man, i have thallasaphobia, its too scary!"
Thallasaphobia by Valkyrae May 4, 2020

Tallassee 

City in central Alabama that everyone confuses with Tallahassee. It's NOT in Florida, people! Filled with lots of rednecks and old people.
Tallassee, AL
Tallassee by Kat-woman October 12, 2008
A slick, undeniably sexy man who has a very strong mentality. And draws countless woman from the furtherest reaches of the universe. A true hero.
Karlie; omg I saw Tallas the other day he would blow my balls if I had any!
Aly: yea his stunning good looks and sexy ass made me longing for more
Tallas by Jdtm November 5, 2011