Twain Wreck 

When somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as Mark Twain, from Slash's autobiography.

'In Guns we used to call it a Twain Wreck: when Axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as Mark Twain.'

'Man, did you hear Luke telling everyone about that party last night?'
'Yeah, that guy sure knows how to Twain Wreck!'

Twain Wreck by JoanJettHead August 18, 2011

train wreck

describes something that is so bad that you don't want to keep watching or following but you just can't look away from it.

Zoe: "That show is like a train wreck, I can't stop watching!"

train wreck by sexii mama :D October 20, 2010

train wreck

a total fucking disaster ...the kind that makes you want to shake your head.

The people at the party were so wack...it was a train wreck.

train wreck by 4 June 14, 2004

Gravy Train Wreck 

When your life is a constant mess, but you have everything given to you anyway.....

Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".

Gravy Train Wreck by Footguy75 August 8, 2020

train wreck theory 

A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"

Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.

train wreck theory by ksay15 November 2, 2008

Great Northern Train Wreck

The Great Northern Train Wreck or GNTW is an explicit sex move involving five males and two females. The steps to performing the GNTW are as follows:
1) Male #1 sits on chair.
2) Female #1 rides Male #1 facing away from him.
3) Male #2 does a hand stand in front of Female #1.
4) Female #1 insert Male #2s penis into her mouth.
5) Female #2 stands behind Male #2 and feasts on his anus.
6) Male #3 lies on his back, between Female #2 legs and Male #2s arms.
7) Female #2 rides Male #3.
8) Male #4 stands directly behind Female #2 and rams her anus with his penis.
9) Male #5 puts his feet on Male #4s shoulders and hands on Male #1s shoulders. Arching over top of the rest of the party.
10) Female #2 gives a hand job to Male #5.

Note: Warnings must be given before loads are blown.

Hey Chris, Julian, Scott and Adam, lets Great Northern Train Wreck those two hoes!

Great Northern Train Wreck by CJSA January 13, 2010

titty train wreck

Cleavage so outrageous and in your face you can not look away. Often found on heavy girls who think having huge breasts is the only qualification for being attractive.

Damn look at that cow's knockers jiggle, what a titty train wreck.

My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.

titty train wreck by Patient zero July 16, 2008