1. A very Hot, average and superficial person who always loves talking to girls, you may find a Twils playing with your 6-year-old daughter near the playground, this is because Twils really love to play with children and act like them in general
Twils often grow their toenails very long in order to use them as a weapon in case someone confronts them, this includes Taiwanese police and neos.

2. A word often called out loud to protect yourself from very annoying girls, the word instantly gets rid of annoying 2005 brats and thots in your friendly Taiwanese neighborhood, the word is also very feared by children, especially girls, so if you have a kid, experts advise not using it near them as it could cause them to abandon your home when they grow older, become addicted and act as dangers to society.

Example:
2005 kid: yo Youtube Rewind 2018 is awesome!!!
Boy 1: Twils
2005 kid: *runs to mother*

Example:
Mother: oh boy, my son is a Twils, what should I do?
Psychologist: I strongly advise Euthanizing him if the issue persists

Example:
1. Kid: My classmate is such a Twils, talking with the opposite sex everytime
2. SWAT Officer: Don't move or ill shout it out loud!

Twils by ThomasAAnderson January 21, 2019

Related Words

Tw.I.L.F. • Twiloser • Twilosis • twilk • twilt • Twi-lista • tilf • T-Wils • twif

twilks

1. A person who is a troll on the internet. Can be categorized in many different ways; flamer, troll, annoying...among other things. Uses strange grammar that no one understands, for example:
"english please and dont me rudez i did notin to you"
2. A person who doesn't understand they are a flamer or troll, often they dismiss accusations they are being a twilks.

Similar too a: troll and a flamer.
Examples include:
Twilks of course as well as: Drunken and Sagster.

twilks by The_King_Bee January 16, 2011

Twilf

Twin i'd like to fuck

fuck you make me horny, you're such a twilf

Twilf by 1394jj May 11, 2011

TWILF

A MILF who is active on Twitter

"Do I like Sarah Palin? Yea, she's a TWILF"

TWILF by hoyomonterrey November 17, 2009

Twilf

Twin I'd Like to Fuck

You're such a twilf!

Twilf by jess94 June 1, 2011

TWILF

Same as MILF, but aimed at Girls in their 20s!

I'm going out TWILF hunting!

TWILF by MILFBY July 12, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026