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TwILFs

And then this amazing pair of identical twilfs walked in.
by GiraffeDoor August 31, 2018
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Twils

1. A very Hot, average and superficial person who always loves talking to girls, you may find a Twils playing with your 6-year-old daughter near the playground, this is because Twils really love to play with children and act like them in general
Twils often grow their toenails very long in order to use them as a weapon in case someone confronts them, this includes Taiwanese police and neos.

2. A word often called out loud to protect yourself from very annoying girls, the word instantly gets rid of annoying 2005 brats and thots in your friendly Taiwanese neighborhood, the word is also very feared by children, especially girls, so if you have a kid, experts advise not using it near them as it could cause them to abandon your home when they grow older, become addicted and act as dangers to society.
Example:
2005 kid: yo Youtube Rewind 2018 is awesome!!!
Boy 1: Twils
2005 kid: *runs to mother*

Example:
Mother: oh boy, my son is a Twils, what should I do?
Psychologist: I strongly advise Euthanizing him if the issue persists

Example:
1. Kid: My classmate is such a Twils, talking with the opposite sex everytime
2. SWAT Officer: Don't move or ill shout it out loud!
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twilks

1. A person who is a troll on the internet. Can be categorized in many different ways; flamer, troll, annoying...among other things. Uses strange grammar that no one understands, for example:
"english please and dont me rudez i did notin to you"
2. A person who doesn't understand they are a flamer or troll, often they dismiss accusations they are being a twilks.
Similar too a: troll and a flamer.
Examples include:
Twilks of course as well as: Drunken and Sagster.
by The_King_Bee January 16, 2011
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Twilf

fuck you make me horny, you're such a twilf
by 1394jj May 11, 2011
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TWILF

"Do I like Sarah Palin? Yea, she's a TWILF"
by hoyomonterrey November 17, 2009
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Twilf

You're such a twilf!
by jess94 June 1, 2011
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TWILF

Same as MILF, but aimed at Girls in their 20s!
I'm going out TWILF hunting!
by MILFBY July 12, 2009
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