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A very determined person who usually lies a lot to his friends & followers, this individual is perfect to have near you when you need emotional support for an action in which you are the offender and not the victim.
this person specializes in white lies and lies in general, it also manages to bleach away truths with an unprecedented effort.
Example:
1. my son is such a clorox, he always lies to me, 2. my wife's a big fat clorox sometimes...

Example
Boy1 damn one of my classmates is a real clorox, it's just in his nature!
Boy2 he literally lied to the teacher about his homework yet he got away with it...

Example:
TV Ad: "All new Clorox Energy Drink, bleach away all the truths with one single sip!"
by ThomasAAnderson January 20, 2019

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1. A very Hot, average and superficial person who always loves talking to girls, you may find a Twils playing with your 6-year-old daughter near the playground, this is because Twils really love to play with children and act like them in general
Twils often grow their toenails very long in order to use them as a weapon in case someone confronts them, this includes Taiwanese police and neos.

2. A word often called out loud to protect yourself from very annoying girls, the word instantly gets rid of annoying 2005 brats and thots in your friendly Taiwanese neighborhood, the word is also very feared by children, especially girls, so if you have a kid, experts advise not using it near them as it could cause them to abandon your home when they grow older, become addicted and act as dangers to society.
Example:
2005 kid: yo Youtube Rewind 2018 is awesome!!!
Boy 1: Twils
2005 kid: *runs to mother*

Example:
Mother: oh boy, my son is a Twils, what should I do?
Psychologist: I strongly advise Euthanizing him if the issue persists

Example:
1. Kid: My classmate is such a Twils, talking with the opposite sex everytime
2. SWAT Officer: Don't move or ill shout it out loud!
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by ThomasAAnderson January 21, 2019

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Something flawed to its core, a thing or a person that usually is imperfect and not functional to its full level, usually describes shows for girls and friendship, The Flaw may be noticed by some people who tend to over analyze things and have nothing better to do than pointing them out, The Flaw is usually exposed through an annoying debate online and by using logical conclusions and principles.

(N) a person who is not functioning to his own potential and most likely makes a lot of wrong decisions throughout his life, The Flaw is unable to solve problems in the best way and ends up messing up his own reputation.
Example
1. The Flaw is strong in this man. 2. The Flaw exposed

Example
Jerry: Hey Ron, yesterday I noticed The Flaw!
Ron: wait, you too?, I remember exposing The Flaw 2 years ago, good times.

Example:
Girl 1: omg have you heard of that neo ?, he exposed The Flaw
Girl 2: yes we should talk to him more often
Girl 1: he also thinks friendship is The Flaw, how silly!

Example:
1. John is The Flaw, he always messes up... 2. I feel like exposing The Flaw today
by ThomasAAnderson January 20, 2019

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ucc
(V) To troll, usually about another individual being a Brony or having another kind of affinity to another fandom. (N) A person who loves to play around and forget about the consequences, either a liar or an internet troll.
Example:

1. Hey, wanna ucc?, 2. today I got uccd

Example:
Girl 1 Omg this ucc is so annoying, he got me banned on a Minecraft server
Girl 2 yeah his debates are stupid, but man that voice...
Girl 1 yes no one has a voice like that
Girl 3 wait why am I being uccd

Example
Boy 1: dear god ucc's really can't see when it is time to stop
Girl 4: yes ucc's cause a lot of trouble, I ran into an ucc on Minecraft once
Boy 1: oh my god I know right!, a while ago an ucc spawned some saucers above one of my Minecraft builds...

Example:
Mom to child: Don't be such an ucc!
by ThomasAAnderson January 20, 2019

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