TwHater 

A person who does not yet understand that Twitter is wonderful.

"I don't have time to waste telling people what I'm doing. I prefer to think through long, involved Livejournal posts," says the TwHater, alone in his room listening to 90s emo rock.

TwHater by rstevens May 7, 2008

twater boarding 

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.

So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!

twater boarding by jconn88 August 26, 2013

twater 

Slang term for vaginal juices.

You can lead a horse to twater, but you can't make him ignore the stink.

twater by Nuprin November 22, 2004

Twihater 

The exact opposite of a Twihard. The average Twihater hates "Twilight" at least for its being a dreadful novel, or a little more passionately because everyone around him is going mad about it and the series is thus destroying the Twihater's social life.

If asked, the Twihater can give at least ten good arguments against liking "Twilight", including evidence for each point. He is also prone to attacking Twitards whenever possible, if for nothing else than their being around him and talking incessantly about Edward and Bella (both of whom the Twihater would readily massacre if that meant that there would be five minutes of peace). Unfortunately, the Twihater is a tragic species: Twitards are naturally too dumb to understand his arguments, and therefore all his efforts are in vain. He can be compared to a very smart fish dropped in the middle of the desert of ignorance.

Twitard: "OMFG, Edward iz lyk sooo hawt!!!1!"

Twihater: "Please, listen to me. You need to get rid of this unhealthy addiction. Stop talking about marrying fictional characters, you look like an idiot. This book doesn't even have a plot, and its grammar and vocabulary are appalling, and..."

Twitard: *shrieks v. loud* "OMFG, U luv Edward 2, duncha???2"

Twihater: *cries*

Twihater by AnjaliSharma January 1, 2009

tweater

verb \ˈtwēt-ər\

1 : a person that uses Twitter to influence or lead by deceit, trick, or artifice

intransitive verb

1 : a person that uses Twitter to practice fraud or trickery

2 : to be sexually unfaithful via Twitter —usually used with on <was tweating on his wife>

I saw these direct messages on your Twitter account from some dude named Stanley. You are a tweater!!!!

tweater by jimcolv October 11, 2012

Twihater 

A hater of the completely appalling book called Twilight which includes many vampire and werewolf faggots.

They hate Twilight for a reason.

The quality of the book.
It's badly-written, the plot is - well there is no plot and no moral to the story.
It includes this vampire faggot who sneaks in to Bella's room and watches her sleep.

A Twihater does not focus on the characters of the book. He/She focuses on the quality and judges it by that.
A Twihater ALSO has the right to hate something and post a negative comment about Twilight, so suck it, Twihards.

Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTZ AND DATS Y TWILIGHT IS LYYYK DA BBBEEEEEEEEEEEST BOOK IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Twihater: "Ok, please. Do not let that faggot vampire get to you. Focus more on the quality - how it's written. Not just the characters."

Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FAGGOT VAMPIRE?????? HIS NAME IS EDWARD AND FYI HEZ HOTTZ SO BACK UP LOSER UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE UR NOT EDWARDS LOVE"

Twihater: "*walks away thinking: have fun finding someone who would want to fuck you*"

Twihater by The Twilight Destroyer February 13, 2010

twater 

The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.

Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?

twater by John Doe July 19, 2003