Turtrunk

1.(Verb)To shit in one’s ass and fist them till it come out the other end

2.(Noun)An individual who’s a piece of shit or an asshole

1.How about you go Turtrunk your faggy girlfriend

2.Shut up Turtrunk

by John Crump July 15, 2025

Turdrunkey

A turkey marinated with tequila and served with more tequila.

Jim was plastered after he made a turdrunkey for Thanksgiving.

by Mythmaniac January 28, 2011

Turtrunking

The act of shitting up one’s ass and fisting them until it is pushed out of the victim’s mouth or nose

“Michael were you Turtrunking your girlfriend last night?”-Mason T

by John Crump July 15, 2025

Turtrunker

An individual who preforms the act of Turtrunking or can be referred to as a Turtrunk

Shut up, Turtrunker

by John Crump July 15, 2025

turdrunken

Getting drunk on Thanksgiving, referenced as part of the regular meal. A time to celebrate and drink with friends and family.

"I'm going to need some turdrunken this Thanksgiving," muttered Maya as she learned who was coming to dinner.

by Pandemonious February 29, 2016

Turt Runk

A stupid dumb induvial who shits in bird carcasses and eats them, then once the shit bird is digested is then shat into a small, dead, pregnant child. You then slowly stick cactus needles into your dick and once the blood drips onto your balls you shoot reds down the body's shit filled throat until the shit is in their stomach. Once the shit is in the body's stomach you impregnant the dead fetus inside the corpse. During this process shit will come out of the corpse's many holes and all over your body until you bust. If done successfully the body will blow up into a bloody, shit filled cum mess. The dead fetus will survive this process and can be used as a condom for future use.

That man is a motherfucking Turt Runk

by John Crump July 13, 2025