Turtlemort

1. turtle-who-must-not-be-named

2. any reference to that homicidal turtle

She be like don't say that man. Not Turtlemort. Gonna getcha.

by Just Fly Away May 17, 2015

turtlecorn

a turtle with a unicorn horn.

there goes a turtlecorn

by mattie mayhem July 21, 2006

turtlefoot

A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.

B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"

A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"

by lolturtle July 2, 2009

turtleshorts

the best skater to ever walk the planet

bro did u switch late flip el toro? Turtleshorts already did that

by turtleshorts June 10, 2020

Turtlemonkeymandanthingy

A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is

"omg a triangle!!!!" Said the turtlemonkeymandanthingy

by <(* *)> October 18, 2008

Turtlecore

Turtlecore is the act of playing guitar while bobbing your head while enjoying the sweet sounds of your guitar. moving your head back and forth left and right with the flow of the music you are playing! commonly seen done by the guitarists of the metalcore band Beneath An Aurora.

person #1: dude that guy is Turtlecoring!
person #2: dude totally! isnt he in that one band?
person #1 you mean "Beneath An Aurora?"
person #2: yeah dude Turtlecore is sweet! :)

by themaninredwhiteandgreen September 17, 2013

turtlemaster

Turtlemaster is a master of turtles.

That guy is a turtlemaster

by Teemoturtlenig September 26, 2013