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turtlecorn 

a turtle with a unicorn horn.
there goes a turtlecorn
turtlecorn by mattie mayhem July 21, 2006

turtlefoot 

A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.
B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"

A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
turtlefoot by lolturtle July 2, 2009

turtleshorts 

the best skater to ever walk the planet
bro did u switch late flip el toro? Turtleshorts already did that
turtleshorts by turtleshorts June 10, 2020

Turtlemonkeymandanthingy 

A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is
"omg a triangle!!!!" Said the turtlemonkeymandanthingy
Turtlemonkeymandanthingy by <(* *)> October 18, 2008

Turtlecore 

Turtlecore is the act of playing guitar while bobbing your head while enjoying the sweet sounds of your guitar. moving your head back and forth left and right with the flow of the music you are playing! commonly seen done by the guitarists of the metalcore band Beneath An Aurora.
person #1: dude that guy is Turtlecoring!
person #2: dude totally! isnt he in that one band?
person #1 you mean "Beneath An Aurora?"
person #2: yeah dude Turtlecore is sweet! :)
Turtlecore by themaninredwhiteandgreen September 17, 2013

turtlemaster 

Turtlemaster is a master of turtles.
That guy is a turtlemaster
turtlemaster by Teemoturtlenig September 26, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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