A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.
B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
by lolturtle July 2, 2009
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If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
by AngelDongM July 9, 2010
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TurtleOfPotato or otherwise know as “PotatoTurtle”, is an artist that is based on Twitter and Youtube.
His style of art is a bit of a mix but you can always tell it’s his artwork. It can be a mixture of really dark and spooky to some really cute looking stuff. A lot of people really love his art, it’s very pleasing to the eye, you can tell he’s very talented and continues to improve over time.
He can be overly edgy but that’s just part of his charm. He does it as a joke, which a lot of his followers run with. He engages with his following when he can, but of course real life stuff comes into play and he does get himself down at times but isn’t that the way with a lot of people?
His name is Shaun (not spelled Shawn like that other dumbass definition says it’s spelled), he’s British and he is in full time work as well as trying his best to improve his art in his spare time.
He does art trades, requests and commissions when he can and will deliver even if some take some time.
There is also this inner circle joke about him copying MetalNeck, another great artist on Twitter. But both are friends and they like to joke around about it which is publicly shared on their twitters.
If you like dark weird art and some cute pieces (chibis) then give the boy a follow on the Twitter.
His style of art is a bit of a mix but you can always tell it’s his artwork. It can be a mixture of really dark and spooky to some really cute looking stuff. A lot of people really love his art, it’s very pleasing to the eye, you can tell he’s very talented and continues to improve over time.
He can be overly edgy but that’s just part of his charm. He does it as a joke, which a lot of his followers run with. He engages with his following when he can, but of course real life stuff comes into play and he does get himself down at times but isn’t that the way with a lot of people?
His name is Shaun (not spelled Shawn like that other dumbass definition says it’s spelled), he’s British and he is in full time work as well as trying his best to improve his art in his spare time.
He does art trades, requests and commissions when he can and will deliver even if some take some time.
There is also this inner circle joke about him copying MetalNeck, another great artist on Twitter. But both are friends and they like to joke around about it which is publicly shared on their twitters.
If you like dark weird art and some cute pieces (chibis) then give the boy a follow on the Twitter.
“TurtleOfPotato does really creepy digital art but other styles as well.”
“PotatoTurtle can be so edgy at times, but that’s just part of the joke.”
“PotatoTurtle can be so edgy at times, but that’s just part of the joke.”
by Baties0922 February 14, 2019
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Get the turtleroodle mug.A turtlehoop is similar to an ICE, or Illegal Cornhole Entry. The first known case of a Turtlehooping was reported back in 1897 in Brantley County, Georgia. Apparently John McPants had let his cow Flyhands graze on his neighbors pasteur. Upon hearing this, the neighbor forced McPants into a fetal position and forced a fragment of a turtle shell into his anus. To this day Turtlehooping is used to punish criminals in Brantley County and the surrounding areas..
I hereby sentence you to one Turtlehooping, meaning 3 pieces of turtle shell will be forced up your anus..
by John Remus December 7, 2004
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dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
by xRECREANTx June 8, 2011
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