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Turtleboxing 

When one flips a small boat onto a dug trench for the purpose of hot boxing the newly created airpocket.
Did u hear he's Turtleboxing that boat with his mates.
Turtleboxing by hashketeer January 23, 2015

Turtlebomb

To deficate upon a person from a distance of one story up or higher.
Tim, "Is that an ass hanging out that 3rd story window?"

Bill, "LOOK OUT! It's a Turtlebomb!"
Turtlebomb by Washudoin January 21, 2009

turtleboss

1. Nickname given to one who is a master of the penis...ie a homo
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined
Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.
turtleboss by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003

turtleophagus

this is what we call brayden when he doesn’t answer the fantastic izabella jorja bishop
dw braydens just being a turtleophagus

turtleboy 

gnarly pimp who lays down the hammers
that guy on the forums...
turtleboy by tim November 18, 2003

turtletopination 

To run a nation on top of a turtle
Did you know that the native americans ran on a turtletopination infact they bilived that all land masses were giant turtles.