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Turkeyed Out
(pronounced Tur-keed) A Drunk, Wasted, or Intoxicated state of mind combined with either hilarious, annoying & unpredictable behavior.
Turked out and turkeyed out can be used interchangeably, with the "out" portion of the phrase being completely and utterly optional.
Someone who is "turkeyed out" is referred to as either a turkey dog, or simply, a turkey.
When speaking to a turkey (dog), the name Turk, as in Turk Schonert, former offensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills, can and should be used in place of that person's actual first name.
Turked out and turkeyed out can be used interchangeably, with the "out" portion of the phrase being completely and utterly optional.
Someone who is "turkeyed out" is referred to as either a turkey dog, or simply, a turkey.
When speaking to a turkey (dog), the name Turk, as in Turk Schonert, former offensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills, can and should be used in place of that person's actual first name.
Check out Jeff trying to text with his eyes closed. Man, he's all turkeyed out.
Oh boy, Shane's up on the roof doin' the turkey dance, he's feelin' it.
Max, you were being such a fuckin' turkey dog last night. After we chugged the Carlo Rossi you tried to steal Karson's scooter and take it on a joyride. Nice goin, Turk.
Oh boy, Shane's up on the roof doin' the turkey dance, he's feelin' it.
Max, you were being such a fuckin' turkey dog last night. After we chugged the Carlo Rossi you tried to steal Karson's scooter and take it on a joyride. Nice goin, Turk.
Turkeyed Out by GreenJeans1 November 8, 2009
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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