Turkey Ham 

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.

Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?

Turkey Ham by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022

Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker

joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack

Turkey Ham Sandwich by user_rule March 11, 2009

Turkey Ham war 

war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)

Turkey ham war should take over everything ever. lunchboxes, backpacks, sandwiches.

Turkey Ham war by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006

Turkey Ham war 

1) A pointless "war" between turkey and ham sandwiches.
2) Horrendously childish or stupid. Derived from the first use of the word.

1) ogm d00d turky is s0000 much better than ghey ham. lets kill ppl 2 proove it lol
2) Oy, when Kim picks fights with people over a basketball game he sure is acting Turkey Ham war.

Turkey Ham war by Major Sterrance March 16, 2007

Bam Bam Turkey and Ham 

An awsome phrase used to own people.

(Girl dribbles ball round Defender and shoots and scores)
Girl: Oh yeah i scored!! 'woop 'woop!!
Defender: yeah yeah wateva
(Girl walks up to defender)
Girl: BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM S.U.C.K.E.R!!!
Defender: ...Err... (trying to think of a comeback)
Girl. OWN£D with A capital 3
(Girl walks away feeling proud)

Bam Bam Turkey and Ham by Poppy Drawner December 7, 2009

All ham no turkey 

“All ham no turkey” is a street phrase, to put it simple ham is good turkey is bad and is usually used to describe someone or anction.

“Ya all turkey no ham get outta here wuss puss”
“Damn Billy ya all ham no turkey 🚫🧢”
*gets rejected*, “Thats aight ya all turkey no ham anyway”
“LMAO that day was fun as hell all ham no turkey Fede”

All ham no turkey by Streetterm April 19, 2019

Ham or Turkey Go

The meaning is too complex for anyone to understand except the creators. many have tried to figure it out but you cant

Ham or Turkey Go...

Ham or Turkey Go by Doctor of physiology March 1, 2014