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war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)
Turkey ham war should take over everything ever. lunchboxes, backpacks, sandwiches.
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1.Pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"
Ham sucks.-----------------------It really does.
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?
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