Turkey Twizzler 

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion.

"My head was spinning after the turkey twizzer my boyfriend gave me"

"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"

Turkey Twizzler by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

Turkey Twizzler 

That good rough sex that has her yelling your or whoever else she is sleeping with's name

"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"

Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden

Turkey Twizzler by MiniestCam March 9, 2021

Spicy Turkey Twizzler 

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.

"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."

Spicy Turkey Twizzler by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

Turkey Twizzlers 

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage! Thus made it discontinued by Bernard Matthews

Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable cause im an idiot like that! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well im a jerk!

Turkey Twizzlers by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010

Turkey Twizzlers 

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage!

Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable or fruit! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well i didnt think of that!

Turkey Twizzlers by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010

Turkey Twizzlers 

Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners

They are full of shit and they are in a shape of a pigs penis

They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other crap (they might even contain turkey shit)

You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant arse!

Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"
Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"

Turkey Twizzlers by Fiona Moore-O'Toole April 6, 2005