turkey faced 

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

turkey faced by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

Turkey Faced 

adj. Slang
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.

He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!

If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.

Turkey Faced by GrandDad November 24, 2009

open-faced turkey sandwich 

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.

since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich

open-faced turkey sandwich by P-Dubious February 28, 2009

Turkey Face 

The face a female makes while recieving cock.

I was stuffin that chick like a thanksgiving turkey and she made the hottest Turkey Face i have ever seen.

Turkey Face by A.J. and Josh November 21, 2007

turkey face 

The confused, paranoid, and often guilty look found upon the face of a person who has just ingested a significant amount of marijuana.

Upon entering the living room of his fraternity house, the kid's obvious turkey face tipped off the rest of the group that he had been indulging in bong hits while upstairs in his bedroom.

turkey face by LakeForestWASP August 14, 2012

Turkey Face 

The act of Slapping a girls has so hard it leave a hand print like when you were in school and traced your hand to make a turkey around thanksgiving. After you smack her ass, you gobble like a turkey.

Her ass so fine its deserving of a turkey face.

Turkey Face by bussdat November 10, 2010

Turkey Face 

A turkey face is when a girl puts a mans penis in her mouth so the ball sack is hanging over her chin and another person sticks a camera inbetween his legs at the very top and takes a picture so the girl looks like a turkey

Jessica turkey faced paul

Turkey Face by Lele S April 12, 2007