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Turkalate 

Turk*a*late

The act of not trying to articulate the meaning of a story. To accept the story doesn’t make sense to the audience.
Fuck it. I’ll turkalate the story and not give a shit.
Turkalate by Fafhiey May 2, 2022
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Turbulated 

I got turbulated this weekend.

twerkalated

Getting twerked on and getting yoo meat beat at the same damn time.
Jeremiah was getting twerkalated on by Bishop
twerkalated by DunAll July 5, 2012
When your defense attorney gives you bad representation, or the prosecuting attorney seeks a maximum penalty for an insignificant infraction and/or you receive a harsh sentence.
After receiving a 10 year sentence for a dime bag of weed, the defendant exclaimed that he was trialated!
Trialated by Senior Chavato August 17, 2016

Turbulate 

Peeing ones pants due to turbulation on an airplane
Dude, did you just turbulate?
Turbulate by Dana Deveraux March 31, 2013

Tockalaterous

The tendancy to be late. Usually, men inherit this illness when about to go shopping, or to buy a gift for their loved one. Sometimes happens in women if they are about to shop for a man.

Synonym: Intockalaterous

This synonym is used for a woman if she wants to shop for herself.
Example 1)
Girl 1: Oh my god!
Girl 2: What is it?
Girl 1: My boyfriend has been tockalaterous with my gift for Valentine's day again.

Example 2)
Guy 1: My girlfriend is a legend. She is so intockalaterous.
Guy 2: Lucky.
Tockalaterous by Ravencopter February 14, 2010

Turdulater 

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated
"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"
Turdulater by pizoozoo August 25, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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