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Turkalate

Turk*a*late

The act of not trying to articulate the meaning of a story. To accept the story doesn’t make sense to the audience.
Fuck it. I’ll turkalate the story and not give a shit.
by Fafhiey May 2, 2022
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Turbulated

I got turbulated this weekend.
by Griffin Troup + Jonah Lussier January 16, 2009
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twerkalated

Getting twerked on and getting yoo meat beat at the same damn time.
Jeremiah was getting twerkalated on by Bishop
by DunAll July 5, 2012
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Trialated

When your defense attorney gives you bad representation, or the prosecuting attorney seeks a maximum penalty for an insignificant infraction and/or you receive a harsh sentence.
After receiving a 10 year sentence for a dime bag of weed, the defendant exclaimed that he was trialated!
by Senior Chavato August 17, 2016
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Turbulate

Peeing ones pants due to turbulation on an airplane
Dude, did you just turbulate?
by Dana Deveraux March 31, 2013
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Tockalaterous

The tendancy to be late. Usually, men inherit this illness when about to go shopping, or to buy a gift for their loved one. Sometimes happens in women if they are about to shop for a man.

Synonym: Intockalaterous

This synonym is used for a woman if she wants to shop for herself.
Example 1)
Girl 1: Oh my god!
Girl 2: What is it?
Girl 1: My boyfriend has been tockalaterous with my gift for Valentine's day again.

Example 2)
Guy 1: My girlfriend is a legend. She is so intockalaterous.
Guy 2: Lucky.
by Ravencopter February 14, 2010
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Turdulater

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated
"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"
by pizoozoo August 25, 2011
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