tudalater

Combination of toot-a- loo & see you later. An enduraning good-bye

Example: (Laeving work)

Me to co-workers, " Tudalater."

tudalater by Tudalarer November 11, 2022

Talater 

Cross between Today & Later. Mostly used in response to a question or order. It will get done today, but later. A procrastinators best friend.

Mother: "Go clean your room!"
Kid: "I'll do it Talater."

or

Kid #1:"When are you going to the movies?"
Kid #2:"Talator."

Talater by Puffy_Puffy July 13, 2009

Turdulater 

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated

"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"

Turdulater by pizoozoo August 25, 2011

Tuamatersexual 

Definition 1:
Tuamatersexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity, except in gaming situations a tuamatersexual will state their desire for sexual activity with their opponents mother or even go as far as to have said sexual activities with their opponents mother.

Definition 2:
Tuamatersexuality, from the latin tua=your, mater=mother and sexus=sex, (also known as Acepturmumsexuality) is a microlabel for Asexual Gamers who are asexual, except if you‘re bad at games the tuamatersexual person will simply have to fuck your mom, or at the very least state their desire to do so. Tuamatersexuality is when the allegiance to the gamer code outranks the asexuality of a person.

„ I‘m gonna fuck your mum!“
„Aren‘t you asexual? You‘re not fucking anyone“
„No I‘m tuamatersexual, I am ace but I am making the sacrifice to fuck your mum.“

Tuamatersexual by MikeOxbic April 3, 2024