Turf turd 

The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.

"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2

Turf turd by superflypirate April 30, 2010

Turf Turd 

When your going for a walk and all of a sudden have to do a number 2 .. so you do it on someone's lawn.

I went to go to my friends last night and had to take a turf turd.

Turf Turd by Triple Trolls July 14, 2017

Turf Turds

The little pieces of black rubber found in the astro turf on a marching field (aka football field). They get everywhere, and once there, they're impossible to fully get rid of... They're annoying, but they are a way of life. For the truly dedicated band student, finding a turf turd often triggers an episode of Marching Band Withdrawl.

It's been six months since the last time I was on a marching field, and I'm still finding turf turds in my shoes! Dang, I miss marching season...

Turf Turds by A Sharp Major July 7, 2020

turfturd

The piece of playing field that gets caught in the football player's helmet.

Ray Lewis rammed that running back's helmet into the turf so fuckin' hard,the running back had a turfturd caught in his helmet....

turfturd by icbmcruzmissle January 14, 2011

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020