Tured
I am tured.
Tured by GoodBoySumo June 19, 2018
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tangerine turd
tangerine turd by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
Amber Turd
Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
Amber Turd by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022
Amber Turd
Taking a huge shit on your partners side of the bed and leaving it for them to discover after an argument.
"I left him an Amber Turd this morning after he called me a bitch"
"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"
"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"
Amber Turd by Smackmesoftly April 23, 2022
Amber Turd
A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.
Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.
Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.
"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."
Amber Turd by ravenscar February 28, 2021
Amber Turd
The most evil, abusive, nastiest actress ever. Amber Turd (amber heard) pooped on Johnny Depp's bed then went to Coachella. Then blamed it on their tea cup Yorkies who can't even take a shit that big. 🛏️💩👧🏼
Amber Turd by centipedes are scary April 27, 2022
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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