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Something that does not go over very well.
Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.
by Richard Black March 4, 2005
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Name given to anyone who is a complete drag.

Someone who is no fun to be around.
That asshole is like a turd in a punchbowl.
by D. Rich June 24, 2004
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It's how my father characterized his reception as a Catholic when visiting my mother's Baptist family in the 40's Southern Illinois. I was a welcome as a "turd in a punchbowl"
by Scott Stelmar August 1, 2025
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Someone or something that spoils a good mood.
Person 1: That was an awesome movie!

Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.

Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.

Later on...

Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.

Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.

Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!

Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?
by Paul785 October 15, 2007
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When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.
"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"
by deitbussy December 10, 2019
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This is a sexual fetish in which a willing participant dons a pair of deep sea swim fins and a full faced snorkel mask. While handcuffed nude and on his knees a group of full bladdered women enter the room and attach and large pet cone (lamp shade) around the participants neck. One by one each women urinates into the cone until the participants face is fully submerged. At this point the final vixen then tops it off with a long over due bowle movement, thus creating the bliss of a turd in a punch bowl!
Honey, don't forget your full faced snorkle mask for tonight's swinger party. Remember it's you week to take the "Turd in a punch bowl".
by Ray Sissome February 2, 2021
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a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl
by lil connor the anchor April 15, 2006
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