Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.

oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex

by australian correspondant December 10, 2006

it will make a turd

something that you eat that does not take good, but it does not taste bad either. a very common way that military members describe the food served to them in the chow hall.

"What do you think of the stew that I made?"

"Ehh, not bad. It will make a turd."

by Porkchop705 August 10, 2005

turdwilliger

turdwilliger (terd will igg er) noun: 1. A male who annoys you or your company 2. your physical education teacher

origin: Fairborn, Ohio USA

Stop poking my eye with your penis, you turdwilliger!

If we have to run a mile in gym today, I'm going to totally drop Turdwilliger's class.

by SlitherySylvie March 8, 2018