Turd Black 

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.

Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.

Turd Black by blackshitz October 3, 2012

back turd 

Party pooper, downer

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?

back turd by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014

turdblock 

verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"

I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!

turdblock by marcello_loren February 4, 2010

Turdback 

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

Turdback by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

Turdback 

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

Turdback by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008