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When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.
I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.
by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

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Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.
Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.
by Steven Schwebel April 03, 2008

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When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.
I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.
by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

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Looking at emails that you've already discarded into the trash can.
I thought I never recieved that email but after going through the trash I found I had actually deleted it by accident.
by Steven Schwebel April 03, 2008

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A black police officer.
Drunk guy: Fucking doughnut nigger, go and arrest me huh?
by Steven Schwebel March 29, 2008

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