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Turbo Ejac

An individual who ejaculates extremely quickly, but extremely powerfully.

In some cases the force of the ejaculation can smash through walls or cause physical injury, especially to young children.
'Holy crap was that a gunshot?'
'Nah mate it was just my flatmate. He's a turbo ejac.'

'The fuck just happened Barry my vagina is bleeding?!'
'I'm sorry Mary, I should have told you, I'm a turbo ejac. We should probably get you to the hospital'
Turbo Ejac by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016
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turbojacks 

Man, I gotta go turbojacks stat
turbojacks by Ricter August 6, 2003

TurboJackHammer 

TurboJackHammer or TJH is a hardcore sex position involving the female's upperbody lying on the ground while her feet are streched apart looking like the top of the jackhammer. Meanwhile the male inserts his penis while the female is in position. The way the move works is if the male rams his dick into the female and pounds her at the speed similar to the speed of sound while holding bold her legs like the grips on a jackhammer. They also should not stop even after ejaculating. The move is finished if the female has achieved the taste of nirvana and has no ability to walk for about 2 to 4 days.
Male 1: Hey I haven't seen your wife lately what happened to her
Male 2: Oh! she couldn't walk for about 3 days
Male 1: Why? What happened?
Male 2: We did a turbojackhammer one night and she felt the most amazing sex of her life
TurboJackHammer by Scarlet26 June 28, 2021

turbojacks 

Ashley I would turbojacks on your face, as a friend
turbojacks by gf_moias July 30, 2003
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