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1 definition by
turbert347
Turbert
The
pasty
substance you find
in your pants
after a series of awkwardly wet
farts
.
Dude, I've had a two minute
shart
in class today, I can feel the
turbert
starting
to glue
my crack shut!
by
turbert347
March 20, 2011
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