Tummon 

If you've ever come across a Tummon, count yourself as one lucky devil.

They are inquisitive little beings, with a flair for the arts, along with a few simple side oddities.

They tend to dwell outside of the social normalcy, with a strong taste for music.

Originally sprouted in Cornwall, England. These fine little creatures may be shy... yet look again.
You may very well be surprised.

Oh dahling, look! A Tummon.

Tummon by Synthea Smith April 25, 2011

TomMonster 

1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."

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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.

TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009

Tummoch 

A cross between tummy and stomach

Hey Lee, my tummoch hurts.

Tummoch by Adrianne! August 31, 2006

tubmoney 

A new $20 bill with Harriet Tubman on it.

I went to the ATM and scored a roll of Tubmoney to use at the club.

tubmoney by Taekwondoka June 3, 2016

tummo 

a large orange

wow trump is such a tummo

tummo by fjhkfdsjhkjdfkjldfgkdg October 20, 2020

TomMonster 

The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.

The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.

The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.

TomMonster by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023

Timmons 

A ninja who likes baking pumpkin cookies and long walks on the beach.
Can be invisible.

Yu should've tried Timmons's cookies, she is a ninja

Timmons by mandmt November 9, 2009