My girl is out of town but she did put on one hell of a zoom call, I was Toobin furiously and came like a demon.
Tubin refers to when Jeffery Tubin jerked off on a Zoom call(full snake eye).
the act of wasting numerous hours watching random pointless videos on youtube
1. "Hey Darren whatcha doing?"
2. "'tubin."
1. "wtf is 'Tubin."
2. "the act of watching a monkey sniff its ass, a lesbian record a phone sex call, two emo kids hit each other in the face, and fourteen year-old sluts getting busted by their parents stripping on webcam. All this is done on the popular, google-owned website."
1. "Ooo that sounds swell! I'm going to go 'Tubin today!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.