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When you crank your hog on a video call.
My girl is out of town but she did put on one hell of a zoom call, I was Toobin furiously and came like a demon.
Tubin refers to when Jeffery Tubin jerked off on a Zoom call(full snake eye).
Tubin by domchothebo October 21, 2020
Whippin' at your meat during a video conference call.
I was tired of Karen's constant complaining so I decided to a little tubin' to show my disdain
tubin' by Ziggipops October 19, 2020
Masturbating while on a video call.
He was tubin' during the online staff meeting just like Jeffrey Toobin.
the act of wasting numerous hours watching random pointless videos on youtube
1. "Hey Darren whatcha doing?"
2. "'tubin."
1. "wtf is 'Tubin."
2. "the act of watching a monkey sniff its ass, a lesbian record a phone sex call, two emo kids hit each other in the face, and fourteen year-old sluts getting busted by their parents stripping on webcam. All this is done on the popular, google-owned website."
1. "Ooo that sounds swell! I'm going to go 'Tubin today!"
'Tubin by Miranda and Darren January 10, 2007

Tubin’ 

When you’re halfway through a zoom call and you whip out your cock
Hey, are you guys seeing Jeff? Is he tubin’ right now?
Tubin’ by ModernPhilospher October 19, 2020

flooding somebodys' tubin'

placing and/or deposition of the 'hot load', the sex act
john dreamed of flooding somebodys' tubin'
she want him to flood her tubin'
he wanted to flood somebodys' tubin'
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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