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Team Tubera

Team Tubera consists of the three Tubera brothers from Ceres and Modesto. Generally considerably handsome, in-shape, crazy kids in their late teens to early twenties. They reputation with the girls may be very horrible due to the fact they are straight playa but they still manage to pull the finest bitch at a kickback. They are constantly on the move and surrounded by bops (girls that just "wanna kickit"). You'll know if your at the same party as them cuz they'll be the loudest ones there and most like disappear with your lady and beat you up for trying to confront them. Their famous quote... "Down or Out" (meaning if a girl is "down" and if not she better kick rocks).
Girl, "Damn, Team Tubera hit up that kickback last nite"

Boy, "Was it crackin?"

Girl, "No fucking duh, Team Tubera was there, that shit was heaven!"
Team Tubera by iSTRIVE July 12, 2009
To post a humiliating video on a friend's Youtube channel thanks to them having left it logged in in public.
I tuberaped bob.
Tuberape by Versipellis September 27, 2009
A turkey that was sexually assaulted by jesus, also known as "turkey man'
Ay yo tuberken wanna play some bedwars?
Tuberken by Lithified November 29, 2020

tuberkulovski

did your babushka get tuberkulovski?
tuberkulovski by avtomat47 babushka October 15, 2023

Tuberkalaki 

1. To describe a friend, best friend, close friend
2. To describe something really bad or horrendous
“Thanks for being my tuberkalaki throughout these years.”
“That's very tuberkalaki.”
Tuberkalaki by RandomSamm July 11, 2024
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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